THAT DOG Won't Hunt : 1,200 Quotes, Original Sayings & Paraphrases

That Dog Won't Hunt is a collection of 1,200 original observations, satirical quotations, Southern sayings, and plain-spoken wisdom aimed at the absurdities of politics, government, economics, leadership, media, bureaucracy, and everyday American life.With sharp humor and an unmistakably Southern voice, Johnny Go cuts through political spin and complicated rhetoric to celebrate something refreshingly simple: common sense.From Washington politics and government spending to small-town America, hard work, patriotism, everyday wisdom, and unforgettable Southern metaphors, these pages are designed to make you laugh while occasionally making you stop and think.Enhanced by 120 original pen-and-ink illustrations, That Dog Won't Hunt is a book to read straight through, open at random, share with friends, or return to whenever you need a dose of humor and plain talk.For anyone who's ever looked at an idea, a politician, or a government program and thought: "e;That dog won't hunt."e;