Granny Neen's Dirty Stories The Murphy's Lounge Swap Club Chapter One &quote;My Wife For Yours!&quote;

The Murphy's Lounge Swap ClubChapter One"e;My Wife For Yours!"e;Vic goes to Murphy's bar for more than just the cheap happy hour drinks.  He goes there for the same reason as all the other horny old guys.  He's looking to get lucky.  You see, Vic is a horny old man whose wife of many years has inexplicably cut him off without a drop.  It's six o'clock and the four to seven happy hour is already in full swing as he sits down, looking around at the same time.  There are quite a few couples seated around the horseshoe shaped bar, and right off the bat, he knows his chances of getting laid aren't very good.  For one thing, the women seated before him are all married to the man seated right next to them.  These married women are normally untouchable ladies.  Then again, it's Happy Hour at Murphy's.