Mom + Dad + Chad

Your Parents Have Formed a Triad-and You're Just Along for the Emotional Damage

From the twisted mind of Brad Gosse-where inappropriate bedtime stories are a lifestyle-comes "Mom + Dad + Chad: Your Parents Have Formed a Triad", the adult picture book that asks the question nobody wanted answered: what happens when your parents get bored... and Chad gets invited over?

It's a Gag Gift. It's a Joke Book. It's a Cry for Help in colorful Illustrated Pages.

This painfully cheerful parody reads like a kids' book but hits like a midlife crisis wrapped in a group text. Your parents tried date nights, golf, hobbies, and even a box of adult toys. Nothing worked. Then Mom did some "research." Next thing you know, Chad's moving in and calling himself your "co-father."

Still Less Traumatizing Than Real Family Therapy

Let's be real-this isn't going to fix anything, but it might get a laugh or an uncomfortable silence. Perfect for anyone who collects novelty books that feel like a dare. Or for that one friend who's "open-minded" but still can't make eye contact when someone says the word "throuple."

Inside This Disasterpiece:

• Full-color cartoon illustrations that look innocent... until you read the captions
• A rhyming narrative that spirals into ethical non-monogamy faster than your parents' marriage
• Polyamory explained with the emotional grace of a chainsaw
• Chad, who does not pay rent but has opinions about dinner

Because Nothing Says "Happy Holidays" Like a Book About Your Mom's New Boyfriend

Give the gift of confusion and mild horror at your next white elephant party, Secret Santa exchange, or painfully silent family gathering. Great for birthdays, divorces, interventions, or just randomly dropping it on someone's coffee table like a social grenade.

If You're Searching for Any of These, You're Already Halfway There:

• gag gift
• joke book for adults
• dark humor picture books
• inappropriate gift books
• funny polyamory parody
• novelty books for weird people

Not for Kids. Not for Karens. Just Pure Dysfunctional Delight.

"Mom + Dad + Chad" is what happens when wholesome formats meet unwholesome truths. If you're easily offended, this book is not for you. But if you've ever wanted to watch someone open a present and then immediately regret their life choices, you're in the right place.

Warning: May cause laughter, discomfort, or the sudden realization that your family is suspiciously close with their roommate Chad.