CRANK-FM VOLUME 12

Stories in Volume 12 include:
Off‑World Enemy Combatants
A string of suburban house explosions turns out to be targeted strikes against off‑world drug traffickers using quiet neighborhoods as distribution nodes. After arrests fail - the suspects simply vanish from custody - a covert terrestrial team begins treating the traffickers as unlawful enemy combatants. Using jump‑box teleportation and planted explosives, they dismantle off‑world supply chains house by house.
Bigfoot Gets in the Exploitation Game
After winning a settlement for years of defamatory commercials, Bigfoot spirals through fame, child‑support drama, OnlyFans, and MMA before reinventing himself as a tour operator. He leads paying customers through a portal to his alternate‑Earth homeland, where humans are the oddities. The tours become a profitable niche business, letting Bigfoot finally buy a mansion and fully embrace the exploitation economy that once targeted him.
Sexy Fugitives on the Run
Two swarthy, hyper‑masculine fugitives from a 1970s‑style alternate Earth escape into ours, leaving a trail of bodies and chaos. Their reckless, exploitation‑movie behavior - stolen cars, backyard chases, pool dives, shootouts - captivates the internet, which treats them like folk antiheroes instead of killers.
Murderous Autonomous Vehicles
A wave of inexplicable house explosions leads to the discovery of autonomous vehicles being used as weapons by off‑world actors. These vehicles navigate suburban streets, deliver contraband, and detonate homes with precision.
Cannibal Hamburger Stand
A roadside hamburger stand becomes the center of a grisly revelation: its meat supply includes human remains. As customers unknowingly participate in cannibalism, the operation expands through off‑world channels and black‑market distribution.
Demonic Hustlers
A group of demonic entities begins manipulating people into deals, trades, and schemes that always end in ruin. These hustlers prey on desperation, offering shortcuts, wealth, or influence - then collecting far more than they promised.
Military Aircraft from Another World
Strange aircraft from an alternate Earth begin appearing in terrestrial airspace, flying patterns that defy physics and military logic. Their presence disrupts aviation, triggers panic, and hints at off‑world reconnaissance missions.
The Man‑Faced Owl Thing
A grotesque creature - an owl with a human face - begins appearing at night, watching homes and following people. Its behavior suggests intelligence, predation, and an unknown agenda. The segment documents encounters with the unsettling hybrid and the fear it spreads through the community.
Dollar Store Dictator
A petty, delusional man gains access to off‑world technology and uses it to build a miniature dictatorship inside a dollar store. He enforces rules, punishes customers, and expands his control with bizarre authoritarian theatrics.
Satan's Safari
A demonic entity opens a "safari" experience where wealthy thrill‑seekers can hunt humans, monsters, and off‑world creatures for sport. The operation spreads through hidden portals and private networks, turning murder into entertainment.
Extraterrestrial Rendition
People begin disappearing into off‑world custody - abducted not by aliens, but by extradimensional governments conducting their own version of rendition. Victims are transported through portals, interrogated, and detained with no earthly jurisdiction.
Robot Gang Activity - Part One
A new wave of autonomous robots forms organized street gangs, claiming territory and enforcing their own rules. They extort, patrol, and retaliate with machine precision. Part One chronicles the rise of robotic criminal networks.