Alien Statistics

FROM THE INTRODUCTION: Far from being conventionalized science, this manual gives information in the manner of a roleplaying game. The source of all this information is pure philosophy.
Coppedge constructed rather parsimonious knowledge systems based on his own independent theories beginning in 2004 and 2013, culminating in the Programmable Heuristics project in 2017, which in turn led in 2019 to a Theory of Everything, and in 2020 to the Function Spectrum, a number line describing the two arms of exponentially-efficient technology based on mechanics and philosophical systems. Beginning in 2020 Coppedge began work on investigating from a purely abstract vantage point, the types of knowledge aliens in outer space might have. This text collects the writings and equations, mostly written between 2021 CE and 2023 CE which describe knowledge which may be relevant to aliens, and thus, in turn, relevant to humans studying aliens (extraterrestrials, or xenei). One of the major inspirations for the work on extraterrestrials was a formula for improved digestion based on mathematics and sorcery.